Today’s Stuff Up at Stuff shows that the left brain doesn’t know what the right brain is doing.

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[…]  and for some reason that is not recorded in the police summary of facts on the case, Stent took issue with this group of revellers.

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[…] In explanation to the police, Stent said he thought the group had assaulted his girlfriend.

stuff.co.nz/national/crime/114615197/bottle-hurlers-offer-to-partygoers-50-for-a-fight

A contribution from The BFD staff.